Wednesday: Official Silk Tie

Clock into Nevermore Academy (or your slightly less magical office) with this officially licensed Wednesday necktie. Featuring a high-contrast print of everyone’s favorite deadpan daughter, this tie is perfect for those who find "Live, Laugh, Love" signs offensive. It’s sleek, it’s moody, and it says, "I’m here under duress, but at least I look sharp."

Pairs best with a cold stare and a black suit. If you must wear a coloured shirt, keep it as muted as your enthusiasm for small talk.

"I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation." But this tie? This tie is a statement. Grab yours and join the ranks of the outcasts. Just don't let Thing try to knot it for you—it never ends well.